JOKES-TAMIL

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Stunt Master'rai kalyaanam pannadhu thappa poyidhucchu.
Aen?
Veetukku varum bodhu kannadi jannalai yellam odhaichi-kittu varaaru!

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Mumtaz'in nyabagarthama Shah Jahan Taj Mahal'ai kattinaaru,
Mutta payal, naana irundha ava thangachiyai katti iruppaen.

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January 14'kkum Februavary 14'kkum yenna vidyasam?
Oru ponnu Pongal kodutha adhu Jan-14
Adhey ponnu HALWA kodutha, adhu Feb-14

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What Is The Diff B/W Understand & Misunderstand.?
Friend Figure Aachuna Athu Understand!
Figure Friend Aachuna Athu Misunderstand..!

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exam sms sangam
Rawva kudichavanum...
Ra pagala padichavanum
nalla irundhadha
sarithirame illa!
By - EXAM YELUDHI IDINJU PONOR SANGAM!

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Figuroda 'beach' manal la veedu katti vilaiyadiyathoda arumai,
Figuroda Annan 'ROUNDu KATTI adikkum podhu than theriyum .

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Super Punch:
Athigama “Makeup” podura ponnum..
Romba nala tea kadaila thongra
“BANNUM” nalla irundhatha
sarithirame illay.

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Teacher : Mudhal masam january !
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher.

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Sila SMS Jokes konjam kadi 'ya dhan irukkum, konjam poruthukkonga.
Kaadhal Vs Natpu SMS
Kaadhal enbadhu Aayaa sutta Vada maadiri., Kaakaa thookitu poidum!!
Natpu enbadhu Aayaa maadiri., Evanum thooka maataan!!

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One day Santa bought a “kaadhal” film vcd and kept in the fridge; you know why?
Because he wanted to see “jillunu oru kadhal” film.

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Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum?
Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikkum.

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Man: Swamiji ulagam en ipdi suthudhu…?
Swamiji: oru quarter thanni adichaa manushanae suthum boadhu,
3 quarter thanni irukura ulagam en sutha koodadhu?

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Heartbeat Egurum...
Vaarthai Ellam Kularum...
Kadhal Vantha Nee Patientu
Kalyanamthanda Athuku Treatmentu!

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Cinema Kadhal Reeluda
Serial Kadhal Bore Da...
Athellam Manal veeduda
Original Nee Theduda.

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Mazhaikum

veyilkum enna difference. . .?

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2

3

4

Ans:

mazhaiyil shreya dance aaduva. . .

Veayilil Bhavana dance aaduvaa..

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Ellarum unnai
vittu vilagum pothum
Ellorum unnai
verukkum pothum
nee purinthukol
“Kulikkanum”
“Kulikkanum”
“Kulikkanum”
Endru. Ok va………….

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An aptitude question from Mannar and Co.. /\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Whose Signature is this.? Yeazhumalai (7 hills) Yeppadi yellaam yoasikkiraangaiya.?

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Husband : Kamala Oru Cup Coffee…..! .?

Wife : Yennaadhu.?!

Husband : Unakku Coffee Tharattumaannu Keattean…!

Wife : Adhaaney Paarthean.!

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Arugil Irundhum Peasa Mudiyavillai. .

Urimai Irundhum Keattkka Mudiyavillai. .

Yenna Kodumai Idhu.? . .

Oru Maannavan - . Exam Hall’il Irundhu.

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A Student : Bike irundhaa Oatta thoanudhu T.V irundhaa Paakka thoanudhu Lover irundhaa Pesa thonudhu but Book irundhaa mattum Yean padikka thona Maattengudhu.?

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Today’s Kadi :
Kuraikkira Naayi Kadikkaadhu.!
Yean Theriyumaa.?

romba yosikkaadhey

Rendu velaiyaiyum
Orey nearathula
adhaala seiyya mudiyaadhilla adhaan.

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“Thoalvi”
Vandhaal
“Porumai”
Avasiyam…

“Vettri”
Vandhaal
“Panivu”
Avasiyam…

“Yedhirppu”
Vandhaal
“Thunivu”
Avasiyam…

“Message”
Vandhaal
“Reply”
Avasiyam…

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University FIRST
Vara IDEA!!!

4 Manikku
Yenthirichu
Brush Pannittu
Kuliraa
Irundhalum Kulinga…
5Mani Aydum…
Ammaava Elupinaa
Coffee-yo Tea-yo
Tharuvanga…
6 Manikku Kelambi
6.30-ku
University
Poidunga…

Apparam Enna

Neengadhaan

UNIVERSITY FIRST…
OK

Apparama
State-la First
Varradhu Eppadinnu Solren…

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Oru baby’a
Cute-ah,
Personality-ah,
Beautiful-ah,
Talented-ah,
Inteligent-ah,
Valarkanuma???





Pls contact



My PARENTS…;

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Sorry konja naala ennaala sariya Sms anuppa Mudiyala b’cos Advance sa feb 14ku vandha love letter yellaam ippa dhan padichi mudichen. konjam tired athan.

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Oru veetla 2 peru irunthanga. Oruthan peru nee loosu Innorutthan peru naan loosu. Oru naal nee loosu veliya poitan veetla yaar irupanga. Sirichikite solunga..?


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Mullil than valkai
Aanalum sirithu
gondirukkuthu “Roja”
SO smile is the
best medition
always be “happy”


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