SMS JOKES

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Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!

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20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one idiot is now holding his mobile in his hand

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No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.

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Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???

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Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand ..................]

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A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

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You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!



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